Consumer Connoisseur Gifts

Looking for a gift that matches the sophisticated tastes of a consumer connoisseur? Our collection blends humor and elegance, perfect for those who appreciate the finer things in life. From witty mugs to stylish prints, find a gift that celebrates their refined palate and love for quality products. These unique items make a thoughtful gesture for anyone who considers themselves a true connoisseur, whether they savor gourmet foods, exclusive wines, or exceptional craftsmanship.

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"I don't know - none of these cookies offer an engaging brand narrative."

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'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.' mockup

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

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Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?' mockup

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

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'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'

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'If content is king, why doesn't anybody want to pay for it.'

'If content is king, why doesn't anybody want to pay for it.' mockup

'If content is king, why doesn't anybody want to pay for it.'

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"We interrupt this advertisement to bring you another advertisement that has just been rushed to the studio."

"We interrupt this advertisement to bring you another advertisement that has just been rushed to the studio." mockup

"We interrupt this advertisement to bring you another advertisement that has just been rushed to the studio."

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Man frozen in portrait pose.

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Satis Factory Tour

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Moliere

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'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?' mockup

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

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"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught." mockup

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

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'Bit of an over reaction to a world-wide shortage of bismuth, don't you think?'

'Bit of an over reaction to a world-wide shortage of bismuth, don't you think?' mockup

'Bit of an over reaction to a world-wide shortage of bismuth, don't you think?'

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Charles Dickens.

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Bleak House

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"And now a word from our sponsors...ratings."

"And now a word from our sponsors...ratings." mockup

"And now a word from our sponsors...ratings."

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"The big money doesn't seem to be in Pretzels anymore."

"The big money doesn't seem to be in Pretzels anymore." mockup

"The big money doesn't seem to be in Pretzels anymore."

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" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well." mockup

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

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"According to our eye tracking studies,either nobody is looking at the content on our site, or all the participants have lazy eye."

"According to our eye tracking studies,either nobody is looking at the content on our site, or all the participants have lazy eye." mockup

"According to our eye tracking studies,either nobody is looking at the content on our site, or all the participants have lazy eye."

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'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.' mockup

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

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Note to viewers: we've cut back on sexual content by replacing it with violence.

Note to viewers: we've cut back on sexual content by replacing it with violence. mockup

Note to viewers: we've cut back on sexual content by replacing it with violence.

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A railway station covered in advertising.

A railway station covered in advertising. mockup

A railway station covered in advertising.

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'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'

'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.' mockup

'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'

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'I want a campaign that will fol some of the people some of the time and all of the people all of the time.'

'I want a campaign that will fol some of the people some of the time and all of the people all of the time.' mockup

'I want a campaign that will fol some of the people some of the time and all of the people all of the time.'

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'We have the ideas for product placement and now all we need is the script.'

'We have the ideas for product placement and now all we need is the script.' mockup

'We have the ideas for product placement and now all we need is the script.'

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"You want fries with that Chardonnay?" mockup

"You want fries with that Chardonnay?"

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The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark mockup

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

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'Must...find...something...intelligent..!'

'Must...find...something...intelligent..!' mockup

'Must...find...something...intelligent..!'

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Consumer Connoisseur Gifts Collection

Consumer Connoisseur Mugs

Looking for more delightful mugs for the consumer connoisseur? Explore our collection of witty and stylish mugs that elevate their daily coffee or tea ritual.

Consumer Connoisseur Pillows

Add a touch of personality and refinement to their space with pillows designed for consumer connoisseurs who appreciate both humor and quality.

Consumer Connoisseur Prints

Browse our selection of prints that combine elegance and wit—ideal for decorating the homes of discerning connoisseurs with a sense of humor.

Consumer Connoisseur T-Shirts

Find the perfect t-shirt to match the refined yet fun spirit of a consumer connoisseur—our collection blends comfort, style, and humor effortlessly.