Consumer Connoisseur Mugs

"I don't know - none of these cookies offer an engaging brand narrative."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'

'If content is king, why doesn't anybody want to pay for it.'

"We interrupt this advertisement to bring you another advertisement that has just been rushed to the studio."

Man frozen in portrait pose.

Satis Factory Tour

Moliere

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

'Bit of an over reaction to a world-wide shortage of bismuth, don't you think?'

Charles Dickens.

Bleak House

"And now a word from our sponsors...ratings."

"The big money doesn't seem to be in Pretzels anymore."

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

"According to our eye tracking studies,either nobody is looking at the content on our site, or all the participants have lazy eye."

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

Note to viewers: we've cut back on sexual content by replacing it with violence.

A railway station covered in advertising.

'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'

'I want a campaign that will fol some of the people some of the time and all of the people all of the time.'

'We have the ideas for product placement and now all we need is the script.'

"You want fries with that Chardonnay?"

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

'Must...find...something...intelligent..!'