Contemporary Connoisseur Mugs

'Brilliant! Iconic 20th century imagery dripping with 21st century sarcasm.'

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

Louis Armstrong

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

Creation of Red Wine

The Cremaster Cycle

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Tarzan has gone into advertising. He's king of the jingle now.

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

"He's an abstract artist."

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

"By 'genius' do they mean the artist or the marketing department?"

The Kali De Milo.

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

'Bloomsbury Group, members only'

'Kafka! Kandinsky! Kokoschka!'

"It's called 'Sold'."

"You have an air of Camille Paglia about you."

Count Valmont- Proposed Titlepage to 'Les Liasons Dangereuses'

Man frozen in portrait pose.

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

"We interrupt this advertisement to bring you another advertisement that has just been rushed to the studio."

Chinese History: Redwash

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

"Now we're leaving the hall of stuff we stole from other cultures and entering the hall of stuff we paid too much for."