Contemporary Connoisseur Pillows

'Brilliant! Iconic 20th century imagery dripping with 21st century sarcasm.'

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

Creation of Red Wine

"He's an abstract artist."

The Cremaster Cycle

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

"By 'genius' do they mean the artist or the marketing department?"

The Kali De Milo.

'Bloomsbury Group, members only'

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

'Kafka! Kandinsky! Kokoschka!'

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

Count Valmont- Proposed Titlepage to 'Les Liasons Dangereuses'

Chinese History: Redwash

"You have an air of Camille Paglia about you."

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

"We interrupt this advertisement to bring you another advertisement that has just been rushed to the studio."

Man frozen in portrait pose.

"It's called 'Sold'."

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

"Now we're leaving the hall of stuff we stole from other cultures and entering the hall of stuff we paid too much for."

3D Theatre