Casual Connoisseur Pillows

"That corn on your foot is beginning to look nasty."

Fingers says it's casual Friday.

"It's our anniversary. Bring us your best bottle of beer!"

"You want fries with that Chardonnay?"

"My lines have become blurred, I can't remember whether I'm drinking the medicinal or the recreational wine."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

"He's an abstract artist."

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

Man frozen in portrait pose.

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

"I hope he's wearing pants."

Bats with blankets.

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

"It's called 'Sold'."

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

Moliere

'Maybe we could hold the wedding on 'Casual Friday'.'

Bleak House

"Who's the artist?"

Charles Dickens.

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

"Mixed nuts are brain food, or so I read in 'Mixed Nut Digest'."

"FYI – your camel hair blazer started it."

A tailor measuring a jacket.

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

'Hoo boy, yes! B-o-o-o-ring!!'