Cozy Connoisseur Pillows

"Remember when all we had was lots of little pillows?"

A man in a bathrobe looks at his computer screen which reads "Would it kill you to put on some decent clothes?".

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

'It has a zip-out lining in case of a mild winter.'

Bats with blankets.

'Remind me - have you slipped into something more comfortable, or out of something more comfortable?'

'I tell you what: A good mattress and silk sheets make hibernating a lot nicer!'

'I woke up early and listened to the dawn duet.'

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

'I know, I left the electric blanket on too long.'

'It's from Cousin Ignook in that warm, cozy prison.'

"Marcia's into quilts."

"I can't feel my legs."

"I'm a hunting dog. How am I supposed to resist bunny slippers?"

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

"I wouldn’t say ‘fat,’ per se, but it isn’t particularly slimming."

Enjoying the poshest hot chocolate ever!

"I need to go out... I want to stay in..."

"I've always been a gnome body."

"He has the circadian rhythm of a heroin addict."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

Bookworm Sleepover

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

Electric Blanket.

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

Binge Watch

"Goal!"

Moving in