Cozy Night Connoisseur Pillows

Drunk And Orderly

Love is when you watch television together.

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

Electric Blanket.

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

"There goes our early night."

Bedtime story.

'I'm doing a wine tasting course, it's fascinating. . .'

"It's a novel about interest rates."

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

Bats with blankets.

'Why is laying around watching movies considered cozy, but laying around watching football is considered lazy?'

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

"I was really impressed by the way you sent back the wine, though it did come in second to the waiter's uppercut."

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

'It has a zip-out lining in case of a mild winter.'

"There, now you're in your pyjamas too."

'I know, I left the electric blanket on too long.'

Pizza and Related Searches.

'This dinner had everything necessary to make it perfect...Great food, candlelight, violinist... you clutching your chest after seeing the check.'

"Me: I never get invited to anything Also me: Sorry, I'm so tired, think I'll stay in."

"You want fries with that Chardonnay?"

"I've always been a gnome body."

PJ Party

"Remember when all we had was lots of little pillows?"

'I don't know what making partner means but anything that make YOU purr mkes ME purr!'

"I wouldn’t say ‘fat,’ per se, but it isn’t particularly slimming."

"My lines have become blurred, I can't remember whether I'm drinking the medicinal or the recreational wine."

Bunny Slippers

"It's a lot of work, but a quilt lasts forever."

'Remind me - have you slipped into something more comfortable, or out of something more comfortable?'

"Maybe we should go to my place after all!"