Cozy Night Connoisseur Prints

Drunk And Orderly

Love is when you watch television together.

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

Electric Blanket.

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

"There goes our early night."

Bedtime story.

'I'm doing a wine tasting course, it's fascinating. . .'

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

Bats with blankets.

'Why is laying around watching movies considered cozy, but laying around watching football is considered lazy?'

"It's a novel about interest rates."

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

"I was really impressed by the way you sent back the wine, though it did come in second to the waiter's uppercut."

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

'It has a zip-out lining in case of a mild winter.'

Another great new year's eve! We're not doing anything, Ames. That's what's so good about it. The Dixons asked us over for a Quaker new year. They pop the bottles at 9 p.m. I guess

'I know, I left the electric blanket on too long.'

"There, now you're in your pyjamas too."

Pizza and Related Searches.

All set for the big sleep, Frank? I'm getting there. I've been storing up fat for the winter. And how about Ernie? He's trying something different this year. He's got wi-fi, a game console and virtual reality googles. He's going to cybernate.

'This dinner had everything necessary to make it perfect...Great food, candlelight, violinist... you clutching your chest after seeing the check.'

"Me: I never get invited to anything Also me: Sorry, I'm so tired, think I'll stay in."

"You want fries with that Chardonnay?"

PJ Party

"I've always been a gnome body."

"Psst. . . fancy shoe sales are down. Can you make Crocs instead?"

"Remember when all we had was lots of little pillows?"

'I don't know what making partner means but anything that make YOU purr mkes ME purr!'

'Listen darling - they're playing our ring-tone!'

"Maybe we should go to my place after all!"

"My lines have become blurred, I can't remember whether I'm drinking the medicinal or the recreational wine."

"I wouldn’t say ‘fat,’ per se, but it isn’t particularly slimming."

'Remind me - have you slipped into something more comfortable, or out of something more comfortable?'