Coziness Connoisseur Prints

Electric Blanket.

'Why is laying around watching movies considered cozy, but laying around watching football is considered lazy?'

"It's a lot of work, but a quilt lasts forever."

The wonderful world of cheese.

Bookworm Sleepover

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

"I know it's misspelled, but market research shows that cute sells."

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

Codepetdency Counseling: "He won't even sit on my lap anymore."

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

"Goal!"

Binge Watch

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

'Idle' Home Exhibition

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

"I really like this one – but I'm afraid of getting hurt again."

Larry was always invited on camping trips because of his ice chest

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

I don't want to go out, I just want to stay in.

"I hope he's wearing pants."

Bats with blankets.

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"

Second aid

"They've got insulation to die for!"

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."