Coziness Connoisseur Gifts

Electric Blanket.

'Why is laying around watching movies considered cozy, but laying around watching football is considered lazy?'

"It's a lot of work, but a quilt lasts forever."

The wonderful world of cheese.

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

Bookworm Sleepover

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

"I know it's misspelled, but market research shows that cute sells."

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

Codepetdency Counseling: "He won't even sit on my lap anymore."

"Goal!"

Binge Watch

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

'Idle' Home Exhibition

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

"I really like this one – but I'm afraid of getting hurt again."

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

"I hope he's wearing pants."

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"

Larry was always invited on camping trips because of his ice chest

Bats with blankets.

Second aid

I don't want to go out, I just want to stay in.

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

"They've got insulation to die for!"

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."