Cozy Moment Connoisseur Gifts

'I don't know what making partner means but anything that make YOU purr mkes ME purr!'

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

Electric Blanket.

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

"I'm having a pajama day."

On Valentine's Day, sometimes you don't need cards, candy or flowers from the ones who love you.

Moving in

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

'Why is laying around watching movies considered cozy, but laying around watching football is considered lazy?'

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

Bats with blankets.

Who's a cutey?

"I suffered a stroke."

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

Baby blanket.

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

'You'd better stop reading, Dad... you're making me sleepy.'

"Infinity scarf"

Biting Slippers.

"Aren't you glad we stayed in? I had time to order us some more sweatpants."

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

'It has a zip-out lining in case of a mild winter.'

"C'mere, space heater."

'I know, I left the electric blanket on too long.'

The black cat sat on the mat...absorbing all the heat of the fire.

All set for the big sleep, Frank? I'm getting there. I've been storing up fat for the winter. And how about Ernie? He's trying something different this year. He's got wi-fi, a game console and virtual reality googles. He's going to cybernate.

"It just doesn't crackle like the one on Netflix."

"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"

Another great new year's eve! We're not doing anything, Ames. That's what's so good about it. The Dixons asked us over for a Quaker new year. They pop the bottles at 9 p.m. I guess