Comfy Connoisseur Gifts

'I'm a stay-at-home teleradiologist.'

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

"Psst. . . fancy shoe sales are down. Can you make Crocs instead?"

The big advantage of a Zoom Thanksgiving is that I can wear sweatpants under the table and never have to worry about loosening my belt in the middle of eating.

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

Bookworm Sleepover

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

Electric Blanket.

Binge Watch

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

"Goal!"

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"I'm having a pajama day."

Moving in

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

'Idle' Home Exhibition

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

"I really like this one – but I'm afraid of getting hurt again."

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

'Why is laying around watching movies considered cozy, but laying around watching football is considered lazy?'

I don't want to go out, I just want to stay in.

Second aid

Bats with blankets.