Comfy Connoisseur Gifts

'I'm a stay-at-home teleradiologist.'

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

Bookworm Sleepover

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

Electric Blanket.

"Goal!"

Binge Watch

"I'm having a pajama day."

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

Moving in

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

'Idle' Home Exhibition

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

"I really like this one – but I'm afraid of getting hurt again."

I don't want to go out, I just want to stay in.

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

'Why is laying around watching movies considered cozy, but laying around watching football is considered lazy?'

Bats with blankets.

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

Second aid

"They've got insulation to die for!"

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."