Comfy Chair Connoisseur Gifts

"I can't open the spreadsheet. I'm having technical difficulties."

"You came home early just so you could get the chair."

Farmer with gun shots instead of flying ducks

Bookworm Sleepover

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

"Pretty cushy, am I right?"

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

'Idle' Home Exhibition

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

Working Environment

Bats with blankets.

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

Second aid

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

"They've got insulation to die for!"

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

"Don’t call the fire department — this is the most relaxed I’ve felt in years."

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

Skier.

"You're stealing the blanket."

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

Exercise vs Laxative.

'It has a zip-out lining in case of a mild winter.'

'Ned thinks the inventor of the vibrating easychair should get the Nobel prize for science.'

'And now for the (Yawn!) morning report....'

'I know, I left the electric blanket on too long.'

'You can't charm me out of this chair.'

All set for the big sleep, Frank? I'm getting there. I've been storing up fat for the winter. And how about Ernie? He's trying something different this year. He's got wi-fi, a game console and virtual reality googles. He's going to cybernate.

Easy Listening for lazy people.