Chair Connoisseur Gifts

'Ned thinks the inventor of the vibrating easychair should get the Nobel prize for science.'

"Come on, you can get up. Just think about that nice soft swivel chair down at the office."

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

Skier.

'Without government help we can forget about the extra large directors' chairs.'

'But, Mr. Gordon, the company didn't buy this chair. I brought it from home.'

Stan couldn't be bothered to stand up – yet hated being talked down to.

Instructional guide to scribbling

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

Binge Watch

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"Goal!"

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

"Just the slippers is fine!"

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

"I really like this one – but I'm afraid of getting hurt again."

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"

About the potter.

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

I don't want to go out, I just want to stay in.

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

'What, They're comfortable.'

"I see a couch."

'Sander's a bit high isn't it?'

Introverted Chair

"Careful... if you look too comfortable they take your chair away."