Chair Connoisseur Gifts

'Ned thinks the inventor of the vibrating easychair should get the Nobel prize for science.'

On the plus side, we haven't been in any wars since he got the recliner throne.

"Come on, you can get up. Just think about that nice soft swivel chair down at the office."

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

Skier.

'Because I'm King and I like it more than the old one.'

'Without government help we can forget about the extra large directors' chairs.'

'But, Mr. Gordon, the company didn't buy this chair. I brought it from home.'

Stan couldn't be bothered to stand up – yet hated being talked down to.

Instructional guide to scribbling

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

Binge Watch

"Goal!"

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

"Just the slippers is fine!"

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

"Pretty cushy, am I right?"

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

"I really like this one – but I'm afraid of getting hurt again."

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

About the potter.

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"

I don't want to go out, I just want to stay in.

'What, They're comfortable.'

"I see a couch."