Recliner Connoisseur Gifts

"I think you'll find the cushions to be very soft sir!"

Bookworm Sleepover

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

A traveler comments on the red in the sunset. A wine drinker misunderstands, thinking the traveler is referring to the red wine.

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

'Idle' Home Exhibition

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

Man frozen in portrait pose.

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

Second aid

We never roam anymore.

Bats with blankets.

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

"They've got insulation to die for!"

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

Moliere

Bleak House

Skier.

C Day Lewis.

"Don’t call the fire department — this is the most relaxed I’ve felt in years."

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

Charles Dickens.

"You're stealing the blanket."

"What ever happened with that old shack you bought in the woods? You were going to rehab and flip it."

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

'Ned thinks the inventor of the vibrating easychair should get the Nobel prize for science.'

'It has a zip-out lining in case of a mild winter.'