Recliner Connoisseur Pillows

"I think you'll find the cushions to be very soft sir!"

Bookworm Sleepover

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

A traveler comments on the red in the sunset. A wine drinker misunderstands, thinking the traveler is referring to the red wine.

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

'Idle' Home Exhibition

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

Second aid

Man frozen in portrait pose.

Bats with blankets.

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

"They've got insulation to die for!"

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

Moliere

Charles Dickens.

"You're stealing the blanket."

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

"Don’t call the fire department — this is the most relaxed I’ve felt in years."

"What ever happened with that old shack you bought in the woods? You were going to rehab and flip it."

Bleak House

Skier.

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

'It has a zip-out lining in case of a mild winter.'

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

'Ned thinks the inventor of the vibrating easychair should get the Nobel prize for science.'