Recliner Aficionado Pillows

'Unsuccessful?... I have a recliner chair, a sixty inch plasma screen T.V., and a cold beer in my hand. How am I unsuccessful?'

Abraham Lincoln's recliner.

"Some people like living in the fast lane. I don't think my dad is one of those. He lives parked in the garage."

The young cub naively tries to exert his dominance...claiming the cozy spot normally taken by the leader of the pride.

"So you told the boss you have a work-related back problem?"

A pirate sits in his recliner with his parrot perched on his shoulder on his own miniature recliner.

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

'He lives for his holidays.'

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Mr. Punch in Venice

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Unguided imagery

Taking it easy

"Since being semi-retired everything I do is half-assed."

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

Sunbathing in the park

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

Lounging by the pool

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

The Snooze Bar.

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

Whatís that, boy? Youíre too tired for a walk and you just want to watch TV?

Temporarily Unavailable

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

"Summer Reading Group"

'The great thing about sloth is you can't be blackmailed for it.'

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"