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'Unsuccessful?... I have a recliner chair, a sixty inch plasma screen T.V., and a cold beer in my hand. How am I unsuccessful?'

Abraham Lincoln's recliner.

"Some people like living in the fast lane. I don't think my dad is one of those. He lives parked in the garage."

The young cub naively tries to exert his dominance...claiming the cozy spot normally taken by the leader of the pride.

"So you told the boss you have a work-related back problem?"

A pirate sits in his recliner with his parrot perched on his shoulder on his own miniature recliner.

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

'He lives for his holidays.'

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

"Since being semi-retired everything I do is half-assed."

Mr. Punch in Venice

Unguided imagery

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Taking it easy

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

Lounging by the pool

Sunbathing in the park

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

Whatís that, boy? Youíre too tired for a walk and you just want to watch TV?

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Cat medal presentations take a long time

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

"Summer Reading Group"

'...I said we've been marooned.'

'The great thing about sloth is you can't be blackmailed for it.'