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Chillaxing!

Pipe Smoker

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

'He lives for his holidays.'

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

Sunbathing in the park

Lounging by the pool

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"You are still here."

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

'Every time I turn my back, he's learned another one of your bad habits.'

The Martini is invented.

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

Contented man and cat sleeping

"I'm having a pajama day."

Cat medal presentations take a long time

Chillaxing!

Happy Retirement

"I want to work from home!"

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'