Lounging Aficionado Gifts

Chillaxing!

Pipe Smoker

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

'He lives for his holidays.'

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

The Snooze Bar.

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

Lounging by the pool

Sunbathing in the park

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"You are still here."

Cat medal presentations take a long time

The Martini is invented.

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

'Every time I turn my back, he's learned another one of your bad habits.'

Contented man and cat sleeping

"I'm having a pajama day."

Chillaxing!

Happy Retirement

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'