Lounging Expert Gifts

'What do you say, Lola - let's take a break.'

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

Lazy Octopus

My God, I need to fart.

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

Yoga.

Sunbathing in the park

Lounging by the pool

'He usually doesn't follow medical advice, but when the doctor told him to learn to relax...'

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

Problem Solving

"You are still here."

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

The Martini is invented.

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

Contented man and cat sleeping

"I'm having a pajama day."

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

Chillaxing!

Yoga To-Do

"This is perfect. I could stay like this for the next five seconds."