Lounging Expert Pillows

'What do you say, Lola - let's take a break.'

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

Lazy Octopus

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

My God, I need to fart.

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

Yoga.

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

Sunbathing in the park

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

Lounging by the pool

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

'He usually doesn't follow medical advice, but when the doctor told him to learn to relax...'

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

The Martini is invented.

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"You are still here."

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

Contented man and cat sleeping

"I'm having a pajama day."

Problem Solving

Chillaxing!

Yoga To-Do