Comfy Lounger Enthusiast Gifts

"Zzz."

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, fell, and retained a brilliant attorney."

Happy Brithday

"We're not doing virtual meetings anymore, Stu."

"Hey Google, describe the view."

Sick person curled up at home

'Where does cozy end and tepid begin?'

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

"Medical science continues to provide hope in a troubled world. Now they say chocolate is good for you!"

Easy Listening for lazy people.

Rest distracted by moles.

Show Mom You Love Her!

"We had hoped the staff lounge would inspire more productivity."

"I really should have paid attention to everything I learned in Kindergarten."

Chillaxing!

Sometimes Colin found it difficult to get back into the office routine.

"Now bend forward to touch floor between feet- try to keep knees straight."

Hockney by the Pool

"I don't want to sound simplistic, but I think a smaller couch with fewer throw pillows would help this marriage a lot."

"In this country, son, anything is possible, including you going out and getting a job."

"I just finished working. Let me find something even more comfortable to change into."

'He's not afraid of hard work-look at the way he fights it!'

"Stay tuned to 6, the channel to snooze by."

Zerotasking

A slipper looks at a woman putting on her shoes

Communicating in These Strange Times

"We're both self-isolating, but still no symptoms of pajamas rash."

Happy National Pride Month