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"Stay tuned to 6, the channel to snooze by."

Some people Power Walk. Mary Power Sits.

Happy National Pride Month

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

'She'll never look for me here.'

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, fell, and retained a brilliant attorney."

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

'...and talk about lazy!'

The new fall content.

'Where does cozy end and tepid begin?'

Sick person curled up at home

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

'I'm able to live the American dream by getting paid in Euros, running my business form an offshore tax haven and getting European style universal health care.'

"Medical science continues to provide hope in a troubled world. Now they say chocolate is good for you!"

'I'd say the couch is contouring a bit TOO much to their bodies.'

"It's called 'muscle confusion'. First, I put on my workout clothes, then I confuse my muscles by not working out."

"Time to spring-clean where I spent the entire winter."

'No idea. He's been there for as long as I can remember.'

Champagne and Oysters

"Are you walking the dog? We live on the third floor!"

'Here, you can have my fly trap.I already have one.'

"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."

"I'm afraid the jacuzzi is out of order madam"

'Well played, sir.'

"Oooo!... Leather! I'd love to shed on that!!"

Rest distracted by moles.

"You have reached the samaritans. If you are a farmer press one, a pensioner press two, small business owner press three...."

Floating

"The heat of the flames on my feet makes me feel thankful my feet aren't on fire."

"Now bend forward to touch floor between feet- try to keep knees straight."

A woman teaches a cat maths as a man eats chips and drinks beer with a dog.

"Tell me boss, how is the holiday weather in Hawaii?"

Hockney by the Pool