Leisurely Lounger Gifts

Hockney by the Pool

Fisherman in boat with umbrella

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

Sunbathing in the park

'She'll never look for me here.'

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

Lighthouse Hammock.

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, fell, and retained a brilliant attorney."

'Typical it's cloudy all week, the the weekend arrives and it's too sunny to do any gardening.'

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

"You're back. Hold on … just give me a minute."

'...and talk about lazy!'

"You can migrate without me - I'm staying here this year."

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

Man sleeps beside 'do not disturb' sign as an alligator sneaks up on him.

'Where does cozy end and tepid begin?'

Sick person curled up at home

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

"How?"

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

"Medical science continues to provide hope in a troubled world. Now they say chocolate is good for you!"

'No idea. He's been there for as long as I can remember.'

Weekend paper with an index to the supplements it contains.

"It's called 'muscle confusion'. First, I put on my workout clothes, then I confuse my muscles by not working out."

Mexican Dog

"Are you walking the dog? We live on the third floor!"

'Here, you can have my fly trap.I already have one.'

"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."

Floating