Leisurely Loungers Gifts

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

"Man's best friends."

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, fell, and retained a brilliant attorney."

The Boys of Indian Summer

'...and talk about lazy!'

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

"Why did we wait to get recliners?"

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

"Medical science continues to provide hope in a troubled world. Now they say chocolate is good for you!"

"Take us to your feeder."

"It's called 'muscle confusion'. First, I put on my workout clothes, then I confuse my muscles by not working out."

Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm off work. Let's catch some rays! You already have a great tan from your job! You don't need to go sunbathing. Oh, yes I do!

"Are you walking the dog? We live on the third floor!"

'Here, you can have my fly trap.I already have one.'

"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."

Rest distracted by moles.

"We have to face reality. Unless we invite people over, we will never muster the energy to clean the place."

Reserve Ants

'Well played, sir.'

I guess I just assumed we'd skip Take your child to work day this year. Chips.

"I'm afraid the jacuzzi is out of order madam"

"The heat of the flames on my feet makes me feel thankful my feet aren't on fire."

'The reason man hasn't been to the moon in 35 years is because there's no T.V. and recliner up there.'

Mountain Escalator

'This is where I'm thinking of putting my husband.'

'I think we're on different career paths.'

"Tell me boss, how is the holiday weather in Hawaii?"

Hockney by the Pool

A woman teaches a cat maths as a man eats chips and drinks beer with a dog.

"Boy o boy, there's really nothing worth watching on TV late at night..."