Casual Loungers Gifts

I guess I just assumed we'd skip Take your child to work day this year. Chips.

'Sorry, I'm to tired to walk you today.'

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

"Man's best friends."

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, fell, and retained a brilliant attorney."

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

The Boys of Indian Summer

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

'Where does cozy end and tepid begin?'

Sick person curled up at home

"Why did we wait to get recliners?"

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

"Medical science continues to provide hope in a troubled world. Now they say chocolate is good for you!"

Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm off work. Let's catch some rays! You already have a great tan from your job! You don't need to go sunbathing. Oh, yes I do!

"Take us to your feeder."

"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."

Reserve Ants

'Well played, sir.'

'Have a nice day, dear. . . no need to get up and make coffee.'

"We have to face reality. Unless we invite people over, we will never muster the energy to clean the place."

"The heat of the flames on my feet makes me feel thankful my feet aren't on fire."

Mountain Escalator

'The reason man hasn't been to the moon in 35 years is because there's no T.V. and recliner up there.'

"I like this place. You can charge your phone AND save the rainforest."

'This is where I'm thinking of putting my husband.'

"Boy o boy, there's really nothing worth watching on TV late at night..."

Hockney by the Pool

"Stay tuned to 6, the channel to snooze by."

A woman teaches a cat maths as a man eats chips and drinks beer with a dog.

'I think we're on different career paths.'

"Now bend forward to touch floor between feet- try to keep knees straight."

Are we a bunch of losers? Who are you talking about? Me, Randy, Sadie, even you Uncle Mort – all of us cafe regulars. We've been hanging out at this place for years. I've been working here two decades. Do we have nowhere else to go? More powerful even than inertia: Any momentum killed by an uncompromising nap regimen. Zzzz.

"Tell me boss, how is the holiday weather in Hawaii?"