Seaside Loungers Gifts

'It was you who wouldn't go to the sandy beach.'

'Not that net!'

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

Sunbathers.

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

Businessman in suit on beach with financial report and eyes cut out viewing impending storm.

"I’ve got to take this. It’s someone who isn’t obsessed with summer fun."

Lounging by the pool

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

Segregated Beach

Lighthouse Hammock.

'Sounded more like a seagull to me.'

"Listen, pal, they're all emergencies."

The Boys of Indian Summer

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

"My feet are cold."

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

"One day he went for a swim in our infinity pool, and I haven't seen him since."

Sooners! Opening day of fishing.

'Ask me about my portfolio.'

"Delivery."

"This will look great on our bedroom wall."

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

"Why did we wait to get recliners?"

'I've still got the fire in my belly, but for the next two weeks I'm solar powered.'

"Sorry Honey, I'll be about thirty years late for dinner tonight."

"Chill, Paul. I'm on staycation."

"Take us to your feeder."

Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm off work. Let's catch some rays! You already have a great tan from your job! You don't need to go sunbathing. Oh, yes I do!

"Stanley, we're into the summer doldrums again, aren't we?"

"Honey, you're not working on your computer? You're taking this vacation thing a little too far, aren't you?"

Yep, you get to a certain age and you just want to fly south for the winter.

"Standing on one leg is easier than on two, but this far more relaxing."