Seaside Lounger Gifts

'Help! Cold! Help!'

Lighthouse Hammock.

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

Businessman in suit on beach with financial report and eyes cut out viewing impending storm.

"I’ve got to take this. It’s someone who isn’t obsessed with summer fun."

Rock - see you in a million years!

Lounging by the pool

Sunbathing in the park

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"Summer Reading Group"

'Typical it's cloudy all week, the the weekend arrives and it's too sunny to do any gardening.'

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, fell, and retained a brilliant attorney."

"Listen, pal, they're all emergencies."

'You are doing it wrong.'

"My feet are cold."

"You can migrate without me - I'm staying here this year."

"One day he went for a swim in our infinity pool, and I haven't seen him since."

"Delivery."

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

Man sleeps beside 'do not disturb' sign as an alligator sneaks up on him.

"How?"

'Ask me about my portfolio.'

'Where does cozy end and tepid begin?'

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

"This will look great on our bedroom wall."

Sick person curled up at home

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."