Lakeside Lounger Gifts

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Canoes

'Perhaps the fish don't realize you have a license to catch them.'

'Not that net!'

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

Businessman in suit on beach with financial report and eyes cut out viewing impending storm.

Blue Stockings

"I’ve got to take this. It’s someone who isn’t obsessed with summer fun."

Sunbathing in the park

Lounging by the pool

Rock - see you in a million years!

''Animal Farm' by George Orwell is definitely my favourite book...'

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

'Do you have any books on controlling little monsters?'

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

Lighthouse Hammock.

'Typical it's cloudy all week, the the weekend arrives and it's too sunny to do any gardening.'

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

"Listen, pal, they're all emergencies."

'You are doing it wrong.'

"....And the weatherman said it was going to be a hot one today so take it easy and stay hydrated..."

"You can migrate without me - I'm staying here this year."

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

"My feet are cold."

"One day he went for a swim in our infinity pool, and I haven't seen him since."

Unabridged Dictionary

'Ask me about my portfolio.'

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

"This will look great on our bedroom wall."

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."