Lakeside Lounger Gifts

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Canoes

'Perhaps the fish don't realize you have a license to catch them.'

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

'Not that net!'

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

Businessman in suit on beach with financial report and eyes cut out viewing impending storm.

Blue Stockings

"I’ve got to take this. It’s someone who isn’t obsessed with summer fun."

Lounging by the pool

Sunbathing in the park

Rock - see you in a million years!

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

'Do you have any books on controlling little monsters?'

Lighthouse Hammock.

'Typical it's cloudy all week, the the weekend arrives and it's too sunny to do any gardening.'

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

"Listen, pal, they're all emergencies."

'You are doing it wrong.'

"....And the weatherman said it was going to be a hot one today so take it easy and stay hydrated..."

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

"You can migrate without me - I'm staying here this year."

"My feet are cold."

"One day he went for a swim in our infinity pool, and I haven't seen him since."

'Ask me about my portfolio.'

"Writing that book was a real strain."

Man sleeps beside 'do not disturb' sign as an alligator sneaks up on him.

"How?"

Sooners! Opening day of fishing.

"Delivery."