Outdoors Lounger Gifts

Do you ever start a sentence and forget what you were

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

Businessman in suit on beach with financial report and eyes cut out viewing impending storm.

Rock - see you in a million years!

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

Sunbathing in the park

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

Lighthouse Hammock.

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, fell, and retained a brilliant attorney."

'Typical it's cloudy all week, the the weekend arrives and it's too sunny to do any gardening.'

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

'You are doing it wrong.'

"....And the weatherman said it was going to be a hot one today so take it easy and stay hydrated..."

"You can migrate without me - I'm staying here this year."

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

"Delivery."

"How?"

Sunday morning provides a time to contemplate the state of our souls. Or soles, as the case may be.

Man sleeps beside 'do not disturb' sign as an alligator sneaks up on him.

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

'Ask me about my portfolio.'

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

Gone to seed.

"Medical science continues to provide hope in a troubled world. Now they say chocolate is good for you!"

"Chill, Paul. I'm on staycation."

'I've still got the fire in my belly, but for the next two weeks I'm solar powered.'

Weekend paper with an index to the supplements it contains.

'Perhaps the fish don't realize you have a license to catch them.'

"Stanley, we're into the summer doldrums again, aren't we?"

"Take us to your feeder."