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Gone to seed.

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

Sunbathing in the park

'She'll never look for me here.'

Rock - see you in a million years!

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

The real reason why flamingos are pink

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, fell, and retained a brilliant attorney."

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

'Typical it's cloudy all week, the the weekend arrives and it's too sunny to do any gardening.'

'You are doing it wrong.'

"....And the weatherman said it was going to be a hot one today so take it easy and stay hydrated..."

'...and talk about lazy!'

"You can migrate without me - I'm staying here this year."

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

"It just seems to me, Howard, that you're missing the whole point of having a terrace in the city."

"I'd like an aisle seat, please."

Man sleeps beside 'do not disturb' sign as an alligator sneaks up on him.

"How?"

'This may be the only time I'll ever bring you breakfast in bed - So wake up!'

Leaves falling from a roof garden.

"Isn't it about time to switch from your warm-weather chair to your cold-weather chair?"

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

"Medical science continues to provide hope in a troubled world. Now they say chocolate is good for you!"

'No idea. He's been there for as long as I can remember.'

"Are you walking the dog? We live on the third floor!"

"It's called 'muscle confusion'. First, I put on my workout clothes, then I confuse my muscles by not working out."

'Gordon, ever since you were given a chair with wheels you've been seen less and less in the office.'

Cat Jealous of Woman Having a Lazy Day.

"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."

'Here, you can have my fly trap.I already have one.'