Garden Lounger Gifts

Hammock being held up by a balloon.

Cat Jealous of Woman Having a Lazy Day.

"Have you ever thought about dropping a few pounds, dear?"

"Heyyy. I wonder where scrappy is?"

'No kidding? My name is Spot, too.'

Hammock with holes for feet.

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

Rock - see you in a million years!

Sunbathing in the park

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

'She'll never look for me here.'

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

Lighthouse Hammock.

'Typical it's cloudy all week, the the weekend arrives and it's too sunny to do any gardening.'

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

'You are doing it wrong.'

"....And the weatherman said it was going to be a hot one today so take it easy and stay hydrated..."

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

"You can migrate without me - I'm staying here this year."

"It just seems to me, Howard, that you're missing the whole point of having a terrace in the city."

Man sleeps beside 'do not disturb' sign as an alligator sneaks up on him.

"How?"

Leaves falling from a roof garden.

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

"Isn't it about time to switch from your warm-weather chair to your cold-weather chair?"

Gone to seed.

'I'm able to live the American dream by getting paid in Euros, running my business form an offshore tax haven and getting European style universal health care.'

"Chill, Paul. I'm on staycation."

'I'd say the couch is contouring a bit TOO much to their bodies.'

"Stanley, we're into the summer doldrums again, aren't we?"

Champagne and Oysters

"Take us to your feeder."