Terrace Lounger Gifts

"It just seems to me, Howard, that you're missing the whole point of having a terrace in the city."

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

Sunbathing in the park

Rock - see you in a million years!

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

'Typical it's cloudy all week, the the weekend arrives and it's too sunny to do any gardening.'

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

'You are doing it wrong.'

"....And the weatherman said it was going to be a hot one today so take it easy and stay hydrated..."

"You can migrate without me - I'm staying here this year."

"How?"

Man sleeps beside 'do not disturb' sign as an alligator sneaks up on him.

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

"Isn't it about time to switch from your warm-weather chair to your cold-weather chair?"

Leaves falling from a roof garden.

Sunday morning provides a time to contemplate the state of our souls. Or soles, as the case may be.

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

Gone to seed.

"Sorry Honey, I'll be about thirty years late for dinner tonight."

"Chill, Paul. I'm on staycation."

"Take us to your feeder."

Weekend paper with an index to the supplements it contains.

"Stanley, we're into the summer doldrums again, aren't we?"

'Perhaps the fish don't realize you have a license to catch them.'

'I follow my doctor's orders religiously. He said for me to spend two hours a day on the tennis court.'

'Gordon, ever since you were given a chair with wheels you've been seen less and less in the office.'

"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."

Cat Jealous of Woman Having a Lazy Day.

A man lies in a hammock under leaves.