Weekend Lounger Gifts

"My dad's a recovering role model, too."

Sunday morning provides a time to contemplate the state of our souls. Or soles, as the case may be.

'It's Saturday, and it's my God given right to lie around, star at the clouds, daydream about the new guy in my class. . .'

I'm being 'Green' today.

Weekend paper with an index to the supplements it contains.

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

Sunday

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

Sunbathing in the park

'She'll never look for me here.'

"I am dressed for the job I want."

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

Lighthouse Hammock.

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

'Typical it's cloudy all week, the the weekend arrives and it's too sunny to do any gardening.'

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, fell, and retained a brilliant attorney."

"....And the weatherman said it was going to be a hot one today so take it easy and stay hydrated..."

"You can migrate without me - I'm staying here this year."

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

"It just seems to me, Howard, that you're missing the whole point of having a terrace in the city."

"Isn't it about time to switch from your warm-weather chair to your cold-weather chair?"

Unable to get going each day without her dose of Katie Couric, Lois shifted her schedule to be in sync with the star's new evening news job.

"How?"

Leaves falling from a roof garden.

Man sleeps beside 'do not disturb' sign as an alligator sneaks up on him.

'Where does cozy end and tepid begin?'

Sick person curled up at home

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

"Medical science continues to provide hope in a troubled world. Now they say chocolate is good for you!"

"Sorry Honey, I'll be about thirty years late for dinner tonight."

"Chill, Paul. I'm on staycation."