Weekend Lounging Gifts

'Are you going to sleep ALL DAY?' 'Since I'm talking to you right now, technically, no.'

"This place has the best happy hour."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"Shake! Good Dog."

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

Sunbathing in the park

Lounging by the pool

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

The Martini is invented.

"You are still here."

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

Contented man and cat sleeping

"I'm having a pajama day."

Clubbing

How the goat got square eyes.

"You never had to learn to relax, did you, Walter?...It just came natural"

'Idle' Home Exhibition

A man gets a paper cut while reading in his back yard and is attacked by 'Lawn Sharks'.

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

'What do you say, Lola - let's take a break.'