Weekend Lounging Gifts

'Are you going to sleep ALL DAY?' 'Since I'm talking to you right now, technically, no.'

"This place has the best happy hour."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

"Shake! Good Dog."

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

Sunbathing in the park

"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."

Lounging by the pool

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

Contented man and cat sleeping

"You are still here."

"I'm having a pajama day."

The Martini is invented.

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

Clubbing

A man gets a paper cut while reading in his back yard and is attacked by 'Lawn Sharks'.

"You never had to learn to relax, did you, Walter?...It just came natural"

'Idle' Home Exhibition

How the goat got square eyes.

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

'What do you say, Lola - let's take a break.'