Enjoying Weekends Gifts

Relaxing on a sofa

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

Glastonbury. After.

"This place has the best happy hour."

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

'Now here's a place I like!'

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

Clubbing

"Consensus on a Friday afternoon... what a lovely way to begin the weekend!"

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

"Monday is too far from Friday. Yet Friday is too close to Monday."

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

Gulliver's other travels.

Thank God It's Friday.

'One chatterbox, a natter natter and two shhhhh's please.'

'The view is much better on the other side of the bus, we'll sit there on the way back.'

"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."

No early morning tea past this landing

"I don't mind you spending the weekend at the lake with the boys, but don't push your luck by bringing home fish."

'It's your babysitter, where do you keep your fire extinguisher?'

"Oh, God! I had EXACTLY the right amount to drink last night."

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

But MOM! It's no fair being sick on a Saturday! Can't I take a rain check and be sick on Monday?

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

"It's from the Hendersons. They want us to come over this weekend."

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

"Carol, our guests are here, along with the complete L.L. Bean catalogue."