Enjoying Weekends T-Shirts

Relaxing on a sofa

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

Glastonbury. After.

"This place has the best happy hour."

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

'Now here's a place I like!'

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

Clubbing

Gulliver's other travels.

"Consensus on a Friday afternoon... what a lovely way to begin the weekend!"

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

"Monday is too far from Friday. Yet Friday is too close to Monday."

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

Thank God It's Friday.

"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."

'One chatterbox, a natter natter and two shhhhh's please.'

'The view is much better on the other side of the bus, we'll sit there on the way back.'

No early morning tea past this landing

"Oh, God! I had EXACTLY the right amount to drink last night."

'It's your babysitter, where do you keep your fire extinguisher?'

"I don't mind you spending the weekend at the lake with the boys, but don't push your luck by bringing home fish."

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

But MOM! It's no fair being sick on a Saturday! Can't I take a rain check and be sick on Monday?

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

"It's from the Hendersons. They want us to come over this weekend."

"Nice try, Frank. Mother is still coming for the weekend."

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath