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"This place has the best happy hour."

'One chatterbox, a natter natter and two shhhhh's please.'

"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."

'Watch your hands.'

"So much for the feel good movie of the year."

Tee for Two

Glastonbury. After.

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

Clubbing

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

Gulliver's other travels.

"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."

"Hey Frank, any plans for after church?"

'The view is much better on the other side of the bus, we'll sit there on the way back.'

"Oh, God! I had EXACTLY the right amount to drink last night."

"I don't mind you spending the weekend at the lake with the boys, but don't push your luck by bringing home fish."

Relaxing on a sofa

If you're looking for a good time, you'll find it; if you can't find it, it will find you....

No early morning tea past this landing

'It's your babysitter, where do you keep your fire extinguisher?'

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

But MOM! It's no fair being sick on a Saturday! Can't I take a rain check and be sick on Monday?

Do-it-yourself. Do-it-yourself-with-good-friends-and-pizza-and-a-few-beers.

"It's Friday afternoon. Let's just call our problems opportunities and leave them for next week."

White Wine Wisdom (2)

"Carol, our guests are here, along with the complete L.L. Bean catalogue."

"It's from the Hendersons. They want us to come over this weekend."

'This is the layout of all the bars we'll hit tonight! We'll start here, then...So we'll sweep around their rear flank, capture their artillery here, then...'

"Nice try, Frank. Mother is still coming for the weekend."