Weekend Outing Prints

"This place has the best happy hour."

'One chatterbox, a natter natter and two shhhhh's please.'

"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."

'Watch your hands.'

"So much for the feel good movie of the year."

Tee for Two

Glastonbury. After.

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

Clubbing

Gulliver's other travels.

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."

'The view is much better on the other side of the bus, we'll sit there on the way back.'

"Hey Frank, any plans for after church?"

Relaxing on a sofa

No early morning tea past this landing

If you're looking for a good time, you'll find it; if you can't find it, it will find you....

"Oh, God! I had EXACTLY the right amount to drink last night."

"I don't mind you spending the weekend at the lake with the boys, but don't push your luck by bringing home fish."

'It's your babysitter, where do you keep your fire extinguisher?'

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

But MOM! It's no fair being sick on a Saturday! Can't I take a rain check and be sick on Monday?

"Nice try, Frank. Mother is still coming for the weekend."

"Carol, our guests are here, along with the complete L.L. Bean catalogue."

"It's from the Hendersons. They want us to come over this weekend."

"It's Friday afternoon. Let's just call our problems opportunities and leave them for next week."

White Wine Wisdom (2)

"Now, before we go, does anyone have to empty their cache?"

'I told you that chicken wasn't cooked!'