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"Now, now, Grigsby, we must wait for the weekend."

"He searches for silver at the weekends to bring down western capitalism."

"He's an excellent candidate. Unfortunately, he doesn't want to work weekends."

"Package deliveries on Sundays? That makes the weekend so much more exciting."

'Fancy doing a Motorway this weekend?'

"Anything for the weekend?"

"I'd rather be golfing...and I am."

"Long bike ride last weekend?"

Relaxing boy

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

"This place has the best happy hour."

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

Clubbing

"Monday is too far from Friday. Yet Friday is too close to Monday."

"Consensus on a Friday afternoon... what a lovely way to begin the weekend!"

Thank God It's Friday.

"Hey Frank, any plans for after church?"

'One chatterbox, a natter natter and two shhhhh's please.'

If you're looking for a good time, you'll find it; if you can't find it, it will find you....

Relaxing on a sofa

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

But MOM! It's no fair being sick on a Saturday! Can't I take a rain check and be sick on Monday?

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

"It's Friday afternoon. Let's just call our problems opportunities and leave them for next week."

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

White Wine Wisdom (2)

Sometimes God regretted making Fridays so awesome.

"Now, before we go, does anyone have to empty their cache?"