Weekend Adventures Gifts

"...Bug bites, barbecue and lawn mower...and you?"

Glastonbury. After.

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

'Now here's a place I like!'

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."

'Wow, how did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

Clubbing

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

Gulliver's other travels.

'The view is much better on the other side of the bus, we'll sit there on the way back.'

A proctologist by trade, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

'One chatterbox, a natter natter and two shhhhh's please.'

"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."

"I don't mind you spending the weekend at the lake with the boys, but don't push your luck by bringing home fish."

Relaxing on a sofa

No early morning tea past this landing

'It's your babysitter, where do you keep your fire extinguisher?'

"Oh, God! I had EXACTLY the right amount to drink last night."

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

But MOM! It's no fair being sick on a Saturday! Can't I take a rain check and be sick on Monday?

'Actually I only do this on weekends.'

"It's from the Hendersons. They want us to come over this weekend."

'This is the layout of all the bars we'll hit tonight! We'll start here, then...So we'll sweep around their rear flank, capture their artillery here, then...'

"Carol, our guests are here, along with the complete L.L. Bean catalogue."

"Now, before we go, does anyone have to empty their cache?"

'As a Health and Safety officer, he likes to let his hair down at the weekends.'

Now that we're too old to migrate, we still travel, but locally. What an amazing region we live in!