Weekend Adventurer Gifts

"I don't mind going back to school, as long as they let us off on weekends for good behavior."

So I take it you'd rather I didn't go on another surfing weekend...

"Before I hand in my, 'What I did over the weekend' report, I want to be granted full immunity."

'Wow, how did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

'Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day . . . teach a man to fish and he'll never get any work done.'

Packed bags

"I found a really good parking place, dear, so I'm going to spend the weekend downtown shopping. . ."

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

"Long bike ride last weekend?"

'We always go to the island for the weekend.'

"Dad, where were you when the big money was being made?"

'...but if it's a business trip why are you taking your fly pole?'

'Bye, dear -- Have a nice fishing experience!'

'Actually I only do this on weekends.'

'As a Health and Safety officer, he likes to let his hair down at the weekends.'

'Someone took our boat out to the lake for the weekend. At first I thought it was a thief, but as it turns out, our dog is not only smart, he's quite the boater.'

'Hello, Mom? I think you better get a couple of steaks out of the freezer.'

"Do you feel as if you could work within the system during the week and save the 'free range' for weekends?"

'Not that net!'

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

Culture Saturday

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

'Now here's a place I like!'

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

Heading off with a packed bag

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

"In the current market, it's just more practical."

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

'Don't worry about getting lost, folks. These trails are all well marked. . . if I do say so myself.'

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'