Weekend Adventure Gifts

'This is the layout of all the bars we'll hit tonight! We'll start here, then...So we'll sweep around their rear flank, capture their artillery here, then...'

'No, you can't fly the kite now...we'll be at the park soon.'

Glastonbury. After.

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

'Now here's a place I like!'

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."

'Wow, how did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

Gulliver's other travels.

'The view is much better on the other side of the bus, we'll sit there on the way back.'

'One chatterbox, a natter natter and two shhhhh's please.'

"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."

A proctologist by trade, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

'It's your babysitter, where do you keep your fire extinguisher?'

No early morning tea past this landing

"Oh, God! I had EXACTLY the right amount to drink last night."

"I don't mind you spending the weekend at the lake with the boys, but don't push your luck by bringing home fish."

But MOM! It's no fair being sick on a Saturday! Can't I take a rain check and be sick on Monday?

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

"Carol, our guests are here, along with the complete L.L. Bean catalogue."

'Actually I only do this on weekends.'

"Nice try, Frank. Mother is still coming for the weekend."

"It's from the Hendersons. They want us to come over this weekend."

"Now, before we go, does anyone have to empty their cache?"

"...Bug bites, barbecue and lawn mower...and you?"

'As a Health and Safety officer, he likes to let his hair down at the weekends.'

Magestically Marble Hill

Packed bags

"First camping trip, Billy?"