Weekend Getaway Gifts

'On behalf of Charter airlines may I apologise again for the delay while the plane is being built.'

"Dirt, flies, ants, poison ivy. Man, eating on the ground is no picnic."

'Ooh, we're going off-road!'

'The view is much better on the other side of the bus, we'll sit there on the way back.'

'There's no WiFi, the phones out of range and the TV doesn't work. Our weekend getaway is ruined!'

"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."

'Don't worry, I'll keep my eye on the place.'

Walking Trip

Dave Spent the Weekend Camping

"I came on this trip to get a break from sitting in a cubicle all day!"

Gulliver's other travels.

"I know you're not too thrilled about a tech-free weekend trip, but I thought it would take longer than pulling out of our driveway before you started complaining."

"First camping trip, Billy?"

Magestically Marble Hill

"Combining our favorite pastimes of drinking, fishing and hot tubbing makes me realize... we should stop drinking."

Now that we're too old to migrate, we still travel, but locally. What an amazing region we live in!

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

Boat trip

Rowing Boat

Kites

'What sort of dirty weekend did you have in mind, potholing'

No early morning tea past this landing

"Carol, our guests are here, along with the complete L.L. Bean catalogue."

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

Bathroom Fashion

'Someone took our boat out to the lake for the weekend. At first I thought it was a thief, but as it turns out, our dog is not only smart, he's quite the boater.'

Fairground.

'And if you don't fancy those jobs to do in the garden this weekend, there's always the golf course.'

'It's your babysitter, where do you keep your fire extinguisher?'

"Hey, all right, they got a keg."

'My, the little lady certainly hit the mini-bar!'

Rest distracted by moles.

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."