Short Getaway Gifts

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

"I think I need an extra pillow."

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Romantic Violinist.

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

Heading off with a packed bag

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

Beach flirting

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

Taking Cupid on a holiday.

Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

'How wonderful, playing our song - astronauts, fly me to the moon.'

Watching Sea Life.

A Couple in A Speedboat.

"That reminds me. . . did you remember to pack the viagra?"

'This is not fair, mom. . . none of my friends is forced to hibernate before December.'

'Think, Billy - where did you bury Dad?'

'Did you say psst?.'

'Shuck me.'

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

Gulliver's other travels.

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

"Don't say a word! Your eyes, your hair, your T-shirt, your luggage—they say it all."

"The moon, the dinner, dancing. How could this night be more perfect?"

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.