Summer Getaway Gifts

"To you, O mighty ocean, we offer up the remains of our vacation foodstuffs in gratitude for an excellent summer experience."

Snowman dreaming of surfing.

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"There'll be another case of deliberate nobbling if I get my hands on you lot."

'Weather doesn't like your hubby, does it?'

The Adventures of Morton - Reincarnation.

"WOW! Talk about rip tide!!"

Watching Sea Life.

'Think, Billy - where did you bury Dad?'

'Huge waves, loose shorts and a body like a gourd. I was never going to make it through summer without a serious privacy breach.'

Heatwave in Bath

Woman at the beach wishes for sunshine.

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

'He lives for his holidays.'

Bring your own inflatable.

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

Marshmallows

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Build a Raft

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

'Are we there yet?'

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

"Did you check the SPF, dear?"

Try me/try me/try me...

'How very Cumbria.'