Summer Trip Gifts

Entering New York City - Check it out

Will accompany your kids on rides so you won't barf - $20.

'I'll find room for it, if you'll find my feet and take my shoes off.'

Tourists

"I can't wait to get to the campground...back to mother nature!"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

'He lives for his holidays.'

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

Bring your own inflatable.

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

Build a Raft

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Marshmallows

'Are we there yet?'

Young Picasso at the Beach

'How very Cumbria.'

Try me/try me/try me...

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

"Did you check the SPF, dear?"

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."