Summer Vacationers Gifts

'I'm pretty sure I'll forget everything I've learned this year during vacation. Otherwise, there's no point in coming back every year.'

'Is it Wimbledon fortnight already?'

Cow going to Moood Beach.

'I'm glad school's out, but I don't know what we're going to do for weight-bearing exercise.'

'Why is the first day we're out of school circled in black?'

"O.K., Summer Breaks is over. Back to hell."

'Renting this place during the summer pays the plumbers and carpenters needed each week after it's trashed.'

'Ok biscuit. The pool is all blown up and filled with water...Max and I are ready for our first dive. What do you think we'll see this year?'

'You really shouldn't eat food that are out of season.'

Caution: 5 Day Wading Period

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

Bring your own inflatable.

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

'He lives for his holidays.'

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Build a Raft

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Marshmallows

'Are we there yet?'

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

'How very Cumbria.'

"Did you check the SPF, dear?"

Try me/try me/try me...