Vacationers Gifts

'Umm...guys, this isn't tanning spray.'

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

'My wife isn't really a morning person.'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Tourists

Easter Island legs

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

Working Holiday

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

Hiding the electronics.

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

Travelling

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

Camping.