Vacationers Gifts

'Umm...guys, this isn't tanning spray.'

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

Have a great trip! A whole week with no kids! It's good for them to get along without us! Ooh � A text from Twig. They're passing their first gas station. At this rate � Only 2,473 text messages until they arrive. Their first cow.

'My wife isn't really a morning person.'

Easter Island legs

Tourists

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

Working Holiday

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Hiding the electronics.

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Travelling

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'